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The first
assault was by Union Square. A blond skinny guy who works at the closest Best
Buy, on 14th Street, was smoking a cigarette while talking on the
phone. He did not see who punched him, “I am so sorry officer, not to be more
helpful, in this modern and bleak conundrum;” but eyewitnesses stated that two men, or
better yet, two biped beings wrapped in layers of fabric approached the victim and
just hit him hard, both of them, leaving him unconscious on the sidewalk, on
the snow.
The second
assault was around Union Square also. It involved a plump lady from México,
smoking and talking on the phone, also. When she opened her eyes, she whispered,
“Would you be so kind, so merciful, nice strangers, not to call the police, please?” But the
nice strangers helping her disregarded this unheard of among white people request,
and the police was there in 3 minutes.
Then the
speculations. Two citizens who only seem to share being smoking while talking
on the phone have been assaulted, punches on their faces.
Brooklyn was
the place for assaults 5, 6, 7 and 12. Queens was hit too; the Bronx took 7
assaults in a row, all around the Bronx Zoo.
The Police already
found out it is the same culprits. Two green and yellow striped scarves have
been conspicuous on the videos, constant urban surveillance has to amount to
something.
Now you know
why striped scarves are frowned upon in this city.
And you should
not wear yellow or green
if you have
good taste
and you are
not blind
and you do
not wish
to cheer wildly
to cheer wildly
while being frisked
by the NYPD.
sábado, febrero 01, 2014
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