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A way of getting a job is to lie a lot
in every interview you go to
Do not tell the truth
The truth is an ugly wife
screaming at a filthy market
in front of a cow's head
A lie is a cloud in the shape of a boat
and on that boat
a naked girl sings La vita è nel tripudio mio bambino caro.

A way of getting laid often is to lie a lot
to every woman you know
Never tell the truth
The truth is an embarrassing mother
always talking about the time
you shit your pants
A lie is a key to a door
and behind that door
a pussy sleeps.